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I take care of my granny every night like wipe her after the potty, change her gown, her pads, her trash, fix coffee for the morning etcetcetc. I was taking trash out to her back porch, where some of the wood is rotted from the weather and it not being built right. And I see this-

My gay pussy scared of spider ass will not be going back on that porch again. Maybe not even to my grandma's house lol. I told her get her daughter in law next door, who is supposed to be taking care of her but it lands on me nightly, to get her ass over to kill it. I don't do spiders, let alone dangerous ones. Now I'm back home and I told Mom that when Dad visits tomorrow (he and my bro moved out about 6 years ago after not wanting to deal with my mom and her drug induced crazy and left me there without a choice since I'm unemployed and carless, she's not on that stuff anymore but yeah I love her to death but we fight hourly) that his ass is going to the basement (long story short, he has a bad habit of being loads of wood to our house and piles the yard and basement full, and he visits daily because they're still married he just can't live with her, according to him) and making a clean corner for us to put our totes and storage stuff we have stacked around the house because now I'm terrified to even sit on my bed 😂 

Tldr; spider scary, poisonous spider make me shit self, am pussy homo

Just finished trying to make a homemade stuffed crust pizza. Anyone hungry? (It's midnight, I've lost control of myself and my life basically)

Tag yourself! I'm the doily Slayyyter is wearing as a hat

Screenrant is the worst fucking site ever. Over 2ish weeks, I've seen over 5 articles about Hogwarts Legacy 2 saying basically the same thing, which is nothing. It's always the same variation of "Hogwarts legacy 2 fans finally get hyped over release date" and then say "yeah, it's coming!" Like wtf? How are they still operating and why hasn't someone called them out and got them shut down because it's fucking ridiculous. And no I don't look for them, every damn day they show up on the top of my Google chrome news feeds. Fucking hell 😭