WEAPONS

I take care of my granny every night like wipe her after the potty, change her gown, her pads, her trash, fix coffee for the morning etcetcetc. I was taking trash out to her back porch, where some of the wood is rotted from the weather and it not being built right. And I see this-

My gay pussy scared of spider ass will not be going back on that porch again. Maybe not even to my grandma's house lol. I told her get her daughter in law next door, who is supposed to be taking care of her but it lands on me nightly, to get her ass over to kill it. I don't do spiders, let alone dangerous ones. Now I'm back home and I told Mom that when Dad visits tomorrow (he and my bro moved out about 6 years ago after not wanting to deal with my mom and her drug induced crazy and left me there without a choice since I'm unemployed and carless, she's not on that stuff anymore but yeah I love her to death but we fight hourly) that his ass is going to the basement (long story short, he has a bad habit of being loads of wood to our house and piles the yard and basement full, and he visits daily because they're still married he just can't live with her, according to him) and making a clean corner for us to put our totes and storage stuff we have stacked around the house because now I'm terrified to even sit on my bed 😂 

Tldr; spider scary, poisonous spider make me shit self, am pussy homo

Just finished trying to make a homemade stuffed crust pizza. Anyone hungry? (It's midnight, I've lost control of myself and my life basically)

Screenrant is the worst fucking site ever. Over 2ish weeks, I've seen over 5 articles about Hogwarts Legacy 2 saying basically the same thing, which is nothing. It's always the same variation of "Hogwarts legacy 2 fans finally get hyped over release date" and then say "yeah, it's coming!" Like wtf? How are they still operating and why hasn't someone called them out and got them shut down because it's fucking ridiculous. And no I don't look for them, every damn day they show up on the top of my Google chrome news feeds. Fucking hell 😭 

I really want to play Tomodachi Life 😭 But it's 60$ and I'm poor. And the Hello Kitty dlc is 24.99$

I hate living in this town with no jobs 😭 

How did I just find Cobrah?????? wtf got good puss, eat my clit 😂 

I'm 35 as of last Friday.

I'm ready to be transported to the nursing home tbh

now taking donations for a, as of today, 35 year old homosexual to get either Tomodachi Life or Dragon Quest 7 for Switch 2 😂 

Meh bday as usual

If Sanctuary sounds like Who Will You Follow thru and thru, this may be my favorite Evanescence album since The Open Door. Speaking of, I wonder if there are any songs from that time that we're cut, and we didn't know about, out there. I know a few Ev songs have gone around like the HQ of Your Love, a few snippets of unreleased songs, which all need to leak tbh. I just remember hearing Bring Me To Life, getting Fallen as a birthday present in the 6th grade from my "ex girlfriend" who was super Christian lol, and then I was obsessed. The day The Open Door leaked was magical. I kept checking Kazaa and searching for Lacrymosa and kept getting Mozart, then one sounded different, and it began again, found song after song and refused to leave the house when my parents were going to the mall (which was my favorite thing since I'd get video games so it was a big deal I didn't go lol). Then release day, my mom went and grabbed me a copy so when she picked me up from High School that evening, she surprised me with it. At least unlike my other faves (Ev is my favorite band, Kerli my favorite solo singer, just to be clear) at least Evanescence releases albums and such 😂  23 year Ev fan turned 35 today and is having a mental breakdown haha.