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    Shocking: Donald & Melania Are Now Copying the Obamas Skin Colour

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    Newly elected President Donald Trump and new First Lady Melania Trump have been compared to their predecessors, the Obamas, almost nonstop since the former announced his intention to run. Comparisons came to a head back in July of last year when it was found that Melania had quoted almost word for word a speech that Michelle made at the 2008 Democratic Convention, in her best imitation of a high school student who uses Wikipedia for a source and changes a word here and there so as to not get noticed.

    Then, earlier last week, the official POTUS Twitter account was slammed for stealing an image taken during the Obama inauguration ceremony for its cover photo, passing it off as a photo from Trump's own administration. And news broke yesterday that the inauguration cake Trump used was shamelessly stolen without permission from celebrity chef Duff Goldman, who made an identical cake in honour of President Obama for his inauguration back in 2013.

    But no one expected what would happen yesterday at the inauguration, when Donald and Melania stepped out into the streets with a dramatically changed appearance. Not content with simply stealing the words and baked foodstuffs from their predecessors, the couple have now attempted to copy the Obamas skin colouring in a strange move of obsessive proportions.

    In a typically shoddy Trump job, it was easy to see through their disguise. With a skin dye that was probably made in China, the duo had applied their black skin patchily; and it seems as though they had run out of tubs to cover anything below their necks. Eagle-eyed viewers could spot flecks of black dye on President Trump's white shirt.

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    Clearly hoping that the general public were too stupid enough to notice their dramatic transformation, the couple did not reference the drastic changes during the event at all. And shockingly, mainstream media has failed to report on the shocking developments, proving once again how biased such publications are towards the myth of American exceptionalism.

    Luckily, citizen journalists on Twitter were quick to point out the failed ruse. "Did @DonaldTrump trade his cheetos for hersheys? #inauguration?" noted one observant watcher. It's reassuring to know that in these uncertain political times, journalists such as pansexualhalseystan29203 and your friends at #PopHatesFlops will continue to report on the truth.

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    23 hours ago, Third Eye said:

    Wtf? Why? HOW?

    Omg gurl, you should look up the shit we've done to the Australian Aboriginal people. :stretcher: We literally used to steal them as children and adopt them out to white couples so they could marry white people and the Aboriginal race could be eliminated completely. :shocked: 

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    4 hours ago, Countess said:

    Omg gurl, you should look up the shit we've done to the Australian Aboriginal people. :stretcher: We literally used to steal them as children and adopt them out to white couples so they could marry white people and the Aboriginal race could be eliminated completely. :shocked: 

    I knew they were racist with that ppl, it's truly disgusting, New Zealand is more racist from what I've read

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    On 1/28/2017 at 9:10 AM, Countess said:

    Omg gurl, you should look up the shit we've done to the Australian Aboriginal people. :stretcher: We literally used to steal them as children and adopt them out to white couples so they could marry white people and the Aboriginal race could be eliminated completely. :shocked: 

    Are you still tho? I don't get why people say racist for things that happened in the past e.e

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    On 1/29/2017 at 6:55 AM, Third Eye said:

    I knew they were racist with that ppl, it's truly disgusting, New Zealand is more racist from what I've read

    Idk much about New Zealand honestly, but from what I heard I thought they were doing better than us with their indigenous people. :/ I could be wrong tho!

    33 minutes ago, PrettyBitch said:

    Are you still tho? I don't get why people say racist for things that happened in the past e.e

    Imo yes, although not necessarily against Indigenous people majorly...If you look at our refugee policy atm it pretty much involves taking people who have travelled for weeks or months by boat to Australia as prisoners, sending them to a third world country and subjecting them to physical, sexual and emotional violence, even though we have more than enough room to probably house all the worlds refugees. It's even worse than America's policy tbh. :disgusted: 

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    4 minutes ago, Countess said:

    Idk much about New Zealand honestly, but from what I heard I thought they were doing better than us with their indigenous people. :/ I could be wrong tho!

    Imo yes, although not necessarily against Indigenous people majorly...If you look at our refugee policy atm it pretty much involves taking people who have travelled for weeks or months by boat to Australia as prisoners, sending them to a third world country and subjecting them to physical, sexual and emotional violence, even though we have more than enough room to probably house all the worlds refugees. It's even worse than America's policy tbh. :disgusted: 

    Isn't Australia's population like all huddled together, and then there's practically nothing xD?  Oh my God at google and your 24 million people :willam: (pretend it's real, bitch) And I thought America was super-selfish about keeping all this free land to itself lel

    My new line can now be at least we are better than Australia :mo: ((but not really, gag)) Maybe at least we don't have fuqqed up spiders?

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    2 minutes ago, PrettyBitch said:

    Isn't Australia's population like all huddled together, and then there's practically nothing xD?  Oh my God at google and your 24 million people :willam: (pretend it's real, bitch) And I thought America was super-selfish about keeping all this free land to itself lel

    My new line can now be at least we are better than Australia :mo: ((but not really, gag)) Maybe at least we don't have fuqqed up spiders?

    EXACTLY! :vacuum: Like everyone in Australia is located around the coast and the majority of the country is uninhabited desert...Even if we just let in all these refugees and set them wild in the desert to fend for themselves it would be better than what we're doing now. But I don't see why we couldn't just let these people in and set them to work building a new city for themselves, there's plenty of room for it. :morning: 

    You're right about the spiders tho, I've killed like three in the past week... :'( 

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    3 minutes ago, Countess said:

    You're right about the spiders tho, I've killed like three in the past week... :'( 

    I don't know why people want to visit your country tbh. I would probably end up having a heart attack or killing myself to escape. Not even exaggerating. Too many fucked up plants and creatures. I should honestly just live in a clean room... I don't know why refugees would want to come there either #inappropriatehumorplsdontkillme

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    On 2/1/2017 at 3:15 PM, PrettyBitch said:

    I don't know why people want to visit your country tbh. I would probably end up having a heart attack or killing myself to escape. Not even exaggerating. Too many fucked up plants and creatures. I should honestly just live in a clean room... I don't know why refugees would want to come there either #inappropriatehumorplsdontkillme

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    Now do you understand my struggle? :'( When are we gonna get married so I can get that green card? Save a life, marry @Countess today! <3 

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    On 2/7/2017 at 2:11 PM, Woodcrest said:

    I'll be waiting for your upcoming award-winning article 'Will Donald Trump Sue Us?' with bated breath 

    Lowkey waiting for the Twitter accusations of "FAKE NEWS" to get PHF some much needed promo...:cackle:

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