trayertrash

What a perfect thread to come across today lol. I woke up at 4am really craving apple juice. I'm old and am in early menopause, which, when it comes to cravings, feels like I'm on the worst day of my period 24/7. If I don't eat/drink the thing I'm craving anything else I try to consume will make me vomit or annoyingly grumpy - usually I just end up grumpy. Anyway, I was looking at the apple juice at this gas station since it was the only place open. They only had one brand of apple juice. It was the little individual boxes of apple juice you would see in a cafeteria. Tell me why ONE SMALL JUICE BOX, not even a pack of them, just one, WAS SEVEN DOLLARS??? FOR A SMALL BOX OF JUICE??? And no, it wasn't anything organic or whatever. It had no price being that fucking expensive. Is $7 a lot of money? No. But is it a lot of money for one fucking box of juice? YES!!! You can buy 12 of the same boxes of juice at the grocery store for less than that!!! Whoever made it that price should be thrown into the sun. I hope whoever priced it that high wakes up tomorrow and steps in a pile of shit so big it gets in their shoes and socks, and squishes between their toes, and, no matter how hard they scrub, the smell of doo doo never goes away. I hope whenever they go to sleep, their pillows are always warm and their blankets keep falling off the bed. I hope the next time they eat a Hot Pocket, the first bite is lava hot while the next bite is still frozen. I hope every time they try to leave the house they lose their keys and it takes them so long to find them that they're forever late. And not just a little bit late, but the kind of lateness that makes people a little annoyed at you. But, most importantly, I hope they are visited by three ghosts and [fill in the rest of the plot to A Christmas Carol] and that experience makes them price it more reasonably.

I would feel the same way though? But whatever, I'm not fighting about this shit. I knew coming back here was a mistake, always is

Point proven

I'm here for Pence de-gaying us

Even when there's photo evidence of an assault men will still question whether it's real or not