Jump to content
  • Leaving
    Leaving

    How Calvin Harris Is Literally Taylor Swifting Taylor Swift

    landscape-1467983688-gettyimages-473847606-1.jpg

    In yet another saga into one of the most majestically messy celebrity breakups of the past few years, Calvin Harris has taken to Twitter to slam onetime girlfriend Taylor Swift for what he calls a "hurtful" bout of bad press organised by her management team.

    Taking to the social media platform less than an hour ago, Harris's tirade began as a response to a People magazine article in which it was revealed that Swift had actually written the DJ's latest hit with Rihanna, 'This Is What You Came For', under the pseudonym Nils Sjöberg.

    In the article, Swift's rep confirmed that she "wrote 'This Is What You Came For' under the pseudonym Nils Sjoberg". But the news didn't stop there, with People allegedly getting an exclusive scoop on how the duo broke up.

    As reported by TMZ on Wednesday, Swift "wrote the song, sat down at a piano and did a demo into her iPhone", which she then sent to Harris for consideration. After recording a fully produced demo, they agreed to keep the collaboration under wraps and instead send the track to Rihanna to record.

    Apparently, though, Swift was hurt when Harris did an interview after the song's release where he claimed that he couldn't foresee a collaboration with Swift. "You know, we haven't even spoken about it. I can't see it happening," Harris said to Ryan Seacrest. The rift over the song supposedly lead to the breakup of the power couple.

    While there was no official source for this information on the relationship's disintegration, it's fascinating that it's included in the same article as a quote from Swift's rep. It's hardly unlikely that Swift's rep had something to do with leaking the story of her and Harris' break up to People; a coincidence that hasn't gone unnoticed by Harris himself.

    Harris' first Tweet was relatively tame, complimenting Swift's songwriting on the track and saying that she had "smashed it as usual". But what started as a friendly comment to an ex soon disintegrated into an all out slam-fest, which even brought Swift's infamous rival Katy Perry into the fray.

    In typically classy fashion, Harris signed off with a friendly farewell of "God bless everyone have a beautiful day".

    The move comes almost a week to the day after Harris released his co-write with John Newman, the breakup anthem 'Olé'. "Low key, you won't tell none of your friends about me/You won't tell them I occupy your dreams and your thoughts," the song sings; with the phrase "low key" allegedly intended to be a reference to Swift's new beau's role of Loki in the Thor franchise. The song has long been thought to be directed towards Swift, even as rumours swirl that it was in fact written months ago.

    Playing the victim? Check. Taking to social media to air your grievances? Check. Writing passive-aggressive breakup songs exposing your ex's dirty secrets? Check. Calvin is literally turning the tables and Taylor Swifting the original queen of breakups, Taylor Swift.

    Your move, Taylor.

    User Feedback

    Recommended Comments

    I'm so happy, because

    A) Calvin is defending himself and he won't let her do whatever she wants with him

    B) People are actually agreeing with Calvin

    Bet that bitch didn't see that one coming.

    Edited by Baby V Alex
    • YAAASSS 1
    Link to comment
    Share on other sites

    36 minutes ago, Baby V Alex said:

    I'm so happy, because

    A) Calvin is defending himself and he won't let her do whatever she wants with him

    B) People are actually agreeing with Calvin

    Bet that bitch didn't see that one coming.

    Basically. :hail: Taylor has been America's sweetheart for too long and now the media is starting to tear her down. And honestly, I can't wait to watch her burn. :evil: 

    • YAAASSS 3
    Link to comment
    Share on other sites

    54 minutes ago, Countess said:

    Basically. :hail: Taylor has been America's sweetheart for too long and now the media is starting to tear her down. And honestly, I can't wait to watch her burn. :evil: 

    Basically this.

    God bless Calvin

    • YAAASSS 3
    Link to comment
    Share on other sites

    53 minutes ago, Countess said:

    I wonder how much Hillary paid her for this promo. :mo: 

    People use trump's gifs all the time so... hahaha JK

    Then she went and RT herself on a tweet from 2015 that read "Time will unveil the truth" or something like that.

    Now we need Kanye to leak that recording where she agrees on the release of Famous.

    • YAAASSS 1
    Link to comment
    Share on other sites

    3 hours ago, Baby V Alex said:

    People use trump's gifs all the time so... hahaha JK

    Then she went and RT herself on a tweet from 2015 that read "Time will unveil the truth" or something like that.

    Now we need Kanye to leak that recording where she agrees on the release of Famous.

    YAS! :hail: 

    But can you imagine the collaboration between all the people who hate Taylor? Katy singing with a rap from Kanye and produced by Calvin...If only Nicki and Taylor were still beefing as well. :'( 

    Link to comment
    Share on other sites

    8 hours ago, Countess said:

    YAS! :hail: 

    But can you imagine the collaboration between all the people who hate Taylor? Katy singing with a rap from Kanye and produced by Calvin...If only Nicki and Taylor were still beefing as well. :'( 

    I can imagine Nicki's verse now

    So lemme show you how to do it Swiftly,
    Bitches exposin' but actin' shifty,
    Fuck, is this hoe tryna beef me?
    I'll dead you yo, so discretely,
    Side eyed the bitch at the award show,
    Giuseppe Nicki Sneakers while yours Aldo,

    Don't front bitch you're still country,
    This is the only verse you'l get from me,

    I had that eye out for Selener,
    Cause she's a bad bitch, you're a weenier,
    Fuck you doing dissing Katy Perry?

    I'll show you bad blood and its really scary,
    I ain't talking about Jason or Freddy,

    I'm a nightmare on your street, so get your teddy,
    Lawsuit bitch, can't get no break,
    But watch me take the money from you dad's estate,
    Uh, need me to elaborate?
    I'm taking our daddy's money, evacuate,
    Living with the rich in this lavish state,
    Popping bottles with Bey at out in L.A.,
    T Swizzle? bitch now think she hood?
    Lemme start a trend, Taylor what's good?

    • YAAASSS 2
    Link to comment
    Share on other sites

    18 hours ago, Kevinn Edu said:

    I can imagine Nicki's verse now

    So lemme show you how to do it Swiftly,
    Bitches exposin' but actin' shifty,
    Fuck, is this hoe tryna beef me?
    I'll dead you yo, so discretely,
    Side eyed the bitch at the award show,
    Giuseppe Nicki Sneakers while yours Aldo,

    Don't front bitch you're still country,
    This is the only verse you'l get from me,

    I had that eye out for Selener,
    Cause she's a bad bitch, you're a weenier,
    Fuck you doing dissing Katy Perry?

    I'll show you bad blood and its really scary,
    I ain't talking about Jason or Freddy,

    I'm a nightmare on your street, so get your teddy,
    Lawsuit bitch, can't get no break,
    But watch me take the money from you dad's estate,
    Uh, need me to elaborate?
    I'm taking our daddy's money, evacuate,
    Living with the rich in this lavish state,
    Popping bottles with Bey at out in L.A.,
    T Swizzle? bitch now think she hood?
    Lemme start a trend, Taylor what's good?

    I just rapped this in Nicki's voice and it totally works. :stretcher: 

    Link to comment
    Share on other sites

    6 hours ago, Countess said:

    Don't forget to donate to PHF. :magic: 

    Whew :morning:

    13 hours ago, Baby V Alex said:

    KIM LEAKED THE KANYE x TAYLOR CONVERSATION OMG! I still thing bitch will rise from this but I'm glad all of this is out there and you can shot all the Swifts down when they say "Taylor is so sweet"

    this is shade gold, i tell you. this is going in the history text books. "America's Faux Sweetheart: The Take Down of Taylor Swift" by Kim Kardashian West

    Link to comment
    Share on other sites

    On 7/19/2016 at 3:07 AM, Kevinn Edu said:

    Whew :morning:

    this is shade gold, i tell you. this is going in the history text books. "America's Faux Sweetheart: The Take Down of Taylor Swift" by Kim Kardashian West

    I have to say, it's the best bit of celebrity goss we've had in a long time. Maybe since all those nude pictures leaked a few years ago. :P 

    Link to comment
    Share on other sites



    Join the conversation

    You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

    Guest
    Add a comment...

    ×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

      Only 75 emoji are allowed.

    ×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

    ×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

    ×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.


×
×
  • Create New...