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Barbra Manatee Fan

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Taylor Swift acts like she's America's Sweet Heart, while she's dating every man in America. Any other girl would get called out for being a ho. Not "T Swizzle" though because she's a "Good Girl". She's dating Travis Kelce now. We know now that the Chiefs may never when another Super Bowl again. She'll date Travis, and act like its a perfect relationship just like she did with Joe Alwyn, Taylor Launter, and the others. Then they're going to breakup and she's going to write football related songs about their relationship. Like " Fumble," how she had a good relationship until there was a "fumble".

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On 9/25/2023 at 8:32 PM, Barbra Manatee Fan said:

Taylor Swift acts like she's America's Sweet Heart, while she's dating every man in America. Any other girl would get called out for being a ho. Not "T Swizzle" though because she's a "Good Girl". She's dating Travis Kelce now. We know now that the Chiefs may never when another Super Bowl again. She'll date Travis, and act like its a perfect relationship just like she did with Joe Alwyn, Taylor Launter, and the others. Then they're going to breakup and she's going to write football related songs about their relationship. Like " Fumble," how she had a good relationship until there was a "fumble".

Honey, it is not a crime for a woman to have a high libido - want/ need her clitoris to be stimulated and to experiment with who has the most talent to stimulate it in the most satisfactory way before settling down with the most talented dude.

It was considered acceptable for women who were part of the hippie and flower power movements to partake in orgies as recently as the 1970’s.  Millions of gays have done much the same at circuit parties and bath houses.

It is simply not a crime to like penis and enjoy the pleasures that it can bring. Taylor never claimed to be a Mormon. She has lots of money, never has to work another day in her life ever again (if she so chooses) and is a long way from not being considered hot enough to lay in bed and get banged by a line of willing suitors between now and whenever she is no longer considered ‘hot’.

By the point someone usually reaches the level of experience that Taylor now has, their lower private area typically becomes pretty loose and they lose their pelvic floor muscles.

Therefore, it’s pretty safe to assume that as TayTay’s elastic becomes ever looser (as time passes), that she in turn requires an upgrade to a dude with ever larger equipment who can facilitate that loss in elasticity, (otherwise intimacy becomes equivalent to throwing a sausage down a freeway tunnel)!

Until TayTay comes clean about her capacity to push melons out her cha cha, all we can do as an audience is enjoy her music and understated that with each and every change of man, accept that her elastic has atrophied and become ever looser and learn that each new boyfriend has a larger appendage than the previous one had.

Remember what Taylor says about Karma .. you also don’t want to attract the bad kind by forming a negative opinion of her love of cock!

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I don't really care whose dick she's sucking, I just find her personality obnoxious and annoying :vacuum: 

The past year has been so difficult for me with all the success she's had, dozens of albums she's released and constant posts about her tour on social media. Please spare a thought for the Taylor Swift haters at this difficult time for us :( 

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