CUNTISSIMO

A lovely rework and fuck her body always tea.

Damita Jo by Janet Jackson (2004) Inspired by @Capsule in the General Chat, I am tackling the singles and promotion of Damita Jo, the eighth studio album by Janet Jackson. Developed as a concept album, "All Nite (Don't Stop)", "My Baby" and "R&B Junkie" were all contenders for leads, but "Just a Little While" was ultimately chosen and quickly pushed aside for "I Want You", despite radio being interested in "Sexhibition", "Island Life", "Thinkin' 'Bout My Ex", and "My Baby". The pieces were there for a really magnificent era, even despite the unjust Super Bowl blacklisting. Here is how I would have fixed the era: Singles November 2003: All Nite (Don't Stop) February 2004: R&B Junkie / Just a Little While May 2004: Sexhibition August 2004: Thinkin' 'Bout My Ex November 2004: I Want You March 2005: Island Life July 2005: SloLove

Brave by Jennifer Lopez (2007) Much like Rebirth, Brave was not a weak album. However, similar to its predecessor, the album's single selections and overall promotion left both the general public and her fans disappointed. I never stood by the last-minute decision to swap "Hold it Don't Drop It" for "Do It Well" as the lead. Plus, Lopez's eventual pregnancy caused all promotion to cease. Additionally, the use of "Miles in These Shoes" for Desperate Housewives really was a missed opportunity to capitalise on it as a single from the project. However, there were steps I could have taken to guarantee the album maintained a strong release and some longevity, and then Lopez could still have taken her break ahead of the Love? project. This is accomplished considering that Como Ama una Mujer had been released in 2006 as it was first intended, allowing most of 2007 for the promotion of Brave, which would have been released in May in this timeline. Singles February 2007: Hold It Don't Drop It May 2007: Stay Together September 2007: Mile in These Shoes January 2008: Brave / Wrong When You're Gone July 2008: Forever October 2008: Gotta Be There

Stupid decision. Inexcusable. But what she needs is help, and people around her won't excuse her disgusting behaviour.

"Desnudate" deserved a single treatment. So hard. And for me, "Little Dreamer" deserved main-album treatment.

Likely, haha.

Are we surprised? Must be those on Pop Loves Flops.

"Go" was right after Breakaway for a Ford commercial.

If one bothered to, you know, look. Been on YouTube for four months now.

Thanks.

Are all of these songs (outside of the ones that received an official release) available?

This is super cute!

Oh this is SO cunt.

Both videos appear to be back, thankfully.

I wouldn't hate it, honestly.

Ridiculous. That other album will be here by 2030.

Haha; my friend's TVs tend to fuck with my internet connection and speed, so I don't keep those friends around anymore.

Have not watched. No longer have Netflix.

I would rather eat snatch.

At this point, I would be okay if she scrapped the deluxe and just focused on a new album in 2026. Tack on the "Electric Heaven" remix onto the digital editions of Hot City if she feels it necessary (I do not believe it is), and start fresh in 2026. It is time.

"Spot a Fake" just never clicked with me.