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PornHub Saves The Planet From Global Warning; Introduces WankBand


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With an estimated 41 million people visiting it every day, PornHub figured it might be time to channel all that furious fapping into something more useful than brief, boredom-relieving ecstasy.

"Every day, millions of hours of adult content are consumed online, wasting energy in the process and hurting the environment," the porn site writes on a dedicated website.

"At Pornhub we decided to do something about it. Introducing The Wankband: The first wearable tech that allows you to love the planet by loving yourself."

The band creates power when moved in an up and down motion, with a kinetic charger inside storing the clean (albeit slightly dirty) energy generated.

It can then be connected via USB to smartphones, tablets and computers, powering them with 100% sustainable energy.

This is not the first time the site has dipped into conservation in a bid to clean up its reputation, having previously promised to plant a new tree for every 100 videos watched on its site.

PornHub is trying to de-stigmatise the viewing of pornography, and recently started advertising out in the real world using SFW billboards.

What kind of revolutionary queens...:shocked::hail::shocked:

I want one just so I can wear it while playing my PS4 and use it to charge my controller back up again. :tan:

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buys 4,  1 for every leg of my dog

I love that someone brings up masturbation and the first thing you think of is your dog. :shocked::hail:

I wonder how much electricity this band can really charge though. Like, do you have to be in your room for an entire day to charge your phone to 100%?

It's as good an excuse as any. :tan: My only problem is that my iPhone runs out of battery so quickly now I'll only be able to go a couple of hours before whipping it out again...Bitches on the bus are gonna see a lot more of me than they ever wanted to. :stretcher:

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It's as good an excuse as any. :tan: My only problem is that my iPhone runs out of battery so quickly now I'll only be able to go a couple of hours before whipping it out again...Bitches on the bus are gonna see a lot more of me than they ever wanted to. :stretcher:

If I ever saw someone on public transport charging themselves and their phone, the Night Club will be the first to hear about it.

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I'm confused what is it supposed to do?

You jerk off with it and the power of your hand movements can be used to charge up your phone. :magic:

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If I ever saw someone on public transport charging themselves and their phone, the Night Club will be the first to hear about it.

Imagine coming home and seeing a parent charging up with one.  :stretcher:

They should get rid of the Pornhub logo so that people can be subtle about masturbation and no one will ever know. :magic:

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