Main Pop Girl Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 With an estimated 41 million people visiting it every day, PornHub figured it might be time to channel all that furious fapping into something more useful than brief, boredom-relieving ecstasy."Every day, millions of hours of adult content are consumed online, wasting energy in the process and hurting the environment," the porn site writes on a dedicated website."At Pornhub we decided to do something about it. Introducing The Wankband: The first wearable tech that allows you to love the planet by loving yourself."The band creates power when moved in an up and down motion, with a kinetic charger inside storing the clean (albeit slightly dirty) energy generated.It can then be connected via USB to smartphones, tablets and computers, powering them with 100% sustainable energy.This is not the first time the site has dipped into conservation in a bid to clean up its reputation, having previously promised to plant a new tree for every 100 videos watched on its site.PornHub is trying to de-stigmatise the viewing of pornography, and recently started advertising out in the real world using SFW billboards.What kind of revolutionary queens...I want one just so I can wear it while playing my PS4 and use it to charge my controller back up again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Natalia Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Honestly, not a bad idea.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Degenerate Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 buys 4, Â 1 for every leg of my dog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carcunt Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blondeboy Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Good ol pornhub  another reason to get out those shake weights ladies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypher Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 I wonder how much electricity this band can really charge though. Like, do you have to be in your room for an entire day to charge your phone to 100%? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main Pop Girl Posted March 8, 2015 Author Share Posted March 8, 2015 buys 4, 1 for every leg of my dog I love that someone brings up masturbation and the first thing you think of is your dog. I wonder how much electricity this band can really charge though. Like, do you have to be in your room for an entire day to charge your phone to 100%?It's as good an excuse as any. My only problem is that my iPhone runs out of battery so quickly now I'll only be able to go a couple of hours before whipping it out again...Bitches on the bus are gonna see a lot more of me than they ever wanted to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypher Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 It's as good an excuse as any. My only problem is that my iPhone runs out of battery so quickly now I'll only be able to go a couple of hours before whipping it out again...Bitches on the bus are gonna see a lot more of me than they ever wanted to. If I ever saw someone on public transport charging themselves and their phone, the Night Club will be the first to hear about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starthemusic Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 I'm confused what is it supposed to do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trayertrash Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 ]If I ever saw someone on public transport charging themselves and their phone, the Night Club will be the first to hear about it.Imagine coming home and seeing a parent charging up with one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypher Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 Imagine coming home and seeing a parent charging up with one. Why would I ever want to imagine that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main Pop Girl Posted March 12, 2015 Author Share Posted March 12, 2015 I'm confused what is it supposed to do?You jerk off with it and the power of your hand movements can be used to charge up your phone. ]If I ever saw someone on public transport charging themselves and their phone, the Night Club will be the first to hear about it.Imagine coming home and seeing a parent charging up with one. They should get rid of the Pornhub logo so that people can be subtle about masturbation and no one will ever know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carcunt Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 They could've called it a Wanklet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main Pop Girl Posted April 5, 2015 Author Share Posted April 5, 2015 They could've called it a Wanklet.That sounds like a tenth generation Pokemon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carcunt Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 They could've called it a Wanklet.That sounds like a tenth generation Pokemon. WHAT IS IT ONE? OMG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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