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Mayonnaise is a delicious condiment on any sandwich. I enjoy eating it on roast beef sandwiches.

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Though, ketchup isn't nearly as delicious as mayonnaise.

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That's right! Mayonnaise is vegetarian safe! Feel free to put it on your veggie burgers!

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That is very much true Honey Mayo Boo Boo

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Mayonnaise is so delicious you can eat it by itself.

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Thank you so much for this enlightening and educational post! I love reading more about mayonnaise and how it's being used to change the world for the better. Is it true that mayonnaise is being considered as a replacement to mustard gas and can end global warming? :magic:

Please do not support mustard's propaganda! Mustard kills people. When has anyone died from mayonnaise gas? Never. Yes, mustard gas is being banned. The only thing mayonnaise kills is lice. If you put it in your hair it will kill the lice. It is 100% natural. So much better and healthier than those pesky chemical filled lice killers! Does anyone even know that mustard is made of? Mayonnaise is made of only 3 100% natural ingredients. Slay mayoslays. Slay.

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Please do not support mustard's propaganda! Mustard kills people. When has anyone died from mayonnaise gas? Never. Yes, mustard gas is being banned. The only thing mayonnaise kills is lice. If you put it in your hair it will kill the lice. It is 100% natural. So much better and healthier than those pesky chemical filled lice killers! Does anyone even know that mustard is made of? Mayonnaise is made of only 3 100% natural ingredients. Slay mayoslays. Slay.

I'm so proud of mayonnaise for being environmentally responsible and saving the world for our children! How can mustard gas users live with themselves killing beautiful creatures like this?

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