trayertrash Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 Welcome to the official PHF Advice Thread Here, I will personally give you advice that will slay your life. Feel free to ask me anything about anything! Need to know what hair color would look best? How to breakup with someone? How to come out? What music you should try? What to do about those pesky homosexual neighbors turning your neighborhood into a fairy wonderland? Go ahead, ask! If you have a question you don't feel comfortable asking publically, you can ask your hard hitting questions anonymously! http://trayertrash.tumblr.com/ask Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main Pop Girl Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 Dear Ashley,I met a guy on Grindr who told me he was looking for dates, friends and fun. I told him I was looking for the same, and he asked me if I wanted to come over for a fuck. Then I noticed how cute he was tho, and I was like, "oh, I wish you'd asked me out on a date". So he did, but now I'm too self-conscious to go on the date with him because he a cutie and I'm not. Should I go on the date knowing that he probably won't like me, or should I just be a slut and fuck him? Help!From,Hopeless Romantic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trayertrash Posted February 24, 2014 Author Share Posted February 24, 2014 Dear Ashley,I met a guy on Grindr who told me he was looking for dates, friends and fun. I told him I was looking for the same, and he asked me if I wanted to come over for a fuck. Then I noticed how cute he was tho, and I was like, "oh, I wish you'd asked me out on a date". So he did, but now I'm too self-conscious to go on the date with him because he a cutie and I'm not. Should I go on the date knowing that he probably won't like me, or should I just be a slut and fuck him? Help!From,Hopeless RomanticDear Hopeless Romantic,This is a common question many of us sluts struggle with; to fuck or to date. My advice is simple, Give him the pleasure of taking you out & the pleasure of dat ass You're not fugly, in fact, you are beautiful in your own because you were born this way, so why are you worried? Just be your flawless self & he won't be able to resist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypher Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 Dear Ashley,I have a spending habit that costs me a lot of $$$ a month. Almost as much as I'm making every two week (the company's payroll is biweekly). How should I go about limiting my spending habits? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trayertrash Posted February 24, 2014 Author Share Posted February 24, 2014 Dear Ashley,I have a spending habit that costs me a lot of $$$ a month. Almost as much as I'm making every two week (the company's payroll is biweekly). How should I go about limiting my spending habits?Dear Irresponsible Music Lover,Maybe you should start doing gay porn for some extra $ Another suggestion is instead of spending all your money on yourself, donate some money every week to a good cause & as a reward, set a limit to how much you can spend. Ex: You could do every $30 to charity = $15 to spend, that way, you are helping the world while not feeling guilty about a little splurge This is personally my favorite charity. www.target.com/wedd/registry/Pea7IYEbhK_U5_6RfC7lrg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypher Posted February 24, 2014 Share Posted February 24, 2014 Dear Irresponsible Music Lover,Maybe you should start doing gay porn for some extra $ Another suggestion is instead of spending all your money on yourself, donate some money every week to a good cause & as a reward, set a limit to how much you can spend. Ex: You could do every $30 to charity = $15 to spend, that way, you are helping the world while not feeling guilty about a little splurge This is personally my favorite charity. www.target.com/wedd/registry/Pea7IYEbhK_U5_6RfC7lrgWhat if I'm trying to stop spending, not feel better about spending? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trayertrash Posted February 24, 2014 Author Share Posted February 24, 2014 What if I'm trying to stop spending, not feel better about spending?Don't back talk me boy #ImTryinToGetThatWeddingRegistryPromoSinceNoOneIrlHasBoughtMeAnything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main Pop Girl Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 Dear Hopeless Romantic,This is a common question many of us sluts struggle with; to fuck or to date. My advice is simple, Give him the pleasure of taking you out & the pleasure of dat ass You're not fugly, in fact, you are beautiful in your own because you were born this way, so why are you worried? Just be your flawless self & he won't be able to resist. Thank you for your advice Ashley. Next time he invites me over I will go and bring a bottle of wine I stole from my dad's freezer. Then we can both chat and fuck. Thanks again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trayertrash Posted February 26, 2014 Author Share Posted February 26, 2014 Thank you for your advice Ashley. Next time he invites me over I will go and bring a bottle of wine I stole from my dad's freezer. Then we can both chat and fuck. Thanks again! No problem, let me know how it works out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matilda Mantis Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 Dear AshleyI am in love with someone yet I abandoned him because he was hard to confront after he found out but I want to start talking to him again what do I do?also how do you remove a rubber fist out of your ass? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trayertrash Posted February 27, 2014 Author Share Posted February 27, 2014 Dear AshleyI am in love with someone yet I abandoned him because he was hard to confront after he found out but I want to start talking to him again what do I do?also how do you remove a rubber fist out of your ass?Why don't any of y'all (besides Mo, keep it real boo ) sign with a clever name reflecting your problem? Anyway,Dear Lonely In Love,My advice is for you to try talking to him again, send him a text, give him a call & try to make some plans. If he asks why you had stopped talking to him, be honest. Tell him how you feel. If you think it'll be too hard to tell him in person, tell him over the phone then. There's no such thing as the wrong time to say 'I love you'. Do you know if he feels the same way back? Get back to me after you tell him. Take Care.P.S.Rub some vaseline around & quickly pull it out. Don't try to do it slow, it'll make it worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spcdoo45 Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 Dear Ashley,There's this bitch I want to pop in the mouth because she is spreading rumors around about me, but I'm also a lady and don't want to get my hands dirty do that shit. What should I do?Sincerely,Angry Classy Lady Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trayertrash Posted February 28, 2014 Author Share Posted February 28, 2014 Dear Ashley,There's this bitch I want to pop in the mouth because she is spreading rumors around about me, but I'm also a lady and don't want to get my hands dirty do that shit. What should I do?Sincerely,Angry Classy LadyDear Angry Classy Lady, I suggest you spread even something nastier shit about her, or, if you have any legit dirt on her, tell the fucking world. Bring the bitch down! Sittin' back & doing nothing only makes bitches think they can continue their behavior. Give her a taste of her own medicine. Or, if you're daring, pull a Regina George. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypher Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 Quoting from the queen herself! Regina's such a good friend. :'( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pop Ate My Heart Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 Dear Ashley,I want to reinvent myself but do not know how to do so without my parents knowing I'm gay. I want to dye my hair either black or blond for my gaga concert and also want to start working out and wearing nicer clothes. My parents are homophobic so what shall I do? I don't understand why they haven't taken a hint when they have pictures of me when I was 3-6 making out with another boy while I was being babysat. What to do? I really want to come out but I know if I do my parents might kick me out. I also want a boyfriend or something because I'm lonely and not to many people like me or find me interesting. I mean I don't have anyone to talk to about having crushes on guys and etc#hardouthereforagayThanks,Nathan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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