Main Pop Girl

Omg, right?! I'm so confused with this era. Does 'Venus' even count as a single? 'Do What U Want' barely does tbh because it never got a video. 'ARTPOP' is a promo single I guess? And now she's releasing some video with like three songs in it and I have no idea which ones gonna be a single. THIS MAKES NO SENSE.

I'm so happy for these two! In the weirdest way possible they actually seem like the perfect fit for each other and they have a heap in common. I hope they're super happy and stick it out unlike a lot of Hollywood couples.

Never seen that flop movie tbh. All I know is her hair is full of secrets. Hopefully they'll do a remake of 'Jingle Bell Rock' tbqh, I need some flawless vocals to match their dancing on that track!

Your covers are so trippy. Especially that last one!

I'm not even mad at either of them tho tbh. Like Raven hasn't even done any acting work for like two years now, and she's never been that open about her relationships anyway, so it's whatever. I'm just annoyed with her because I don'tg et to see her flawless face on-screen every day like I did when That's So Raven was still airing. As for Michelle, even tho she is totally typecast, I actually love how much of a badass she is. Every movie I've seen her in consists of her in some skin-tight catsuit going around and acting like the most boss bitch I have ever seen. She's totally found her niche and I love her for it tbqh.

I'm still not understanding how he's gonna throw back to like three different albums? I'm guessing we'll either get some kind of megamix, or maybe a set of instrumentals from each album. Either way, I'm excited, but I'm not getting my hopes up for an unreleased track. :'(

Hopefully this means that her new album will actually get released! Although given how well Be A Fighter did under Sony I won't be hoping for much...

Confirmed by Lindsay on Instagram! I can't wait! This year is the tenth anniversary of the movie so it makes sense they're reuniting. But I'm SO happy Tina is going to make an appearance as well! I hope Rachel, Amanda and that bitch who plays Gretchen all come as well. Who do you want to see at the reunion?

Thank you for making this apparent to me. I will try harder to be thinner and stop drinking the soup I am being given.

Awww that's good then! I didn't even realise he'd been addicted to drugs until you told me tbh...maybe he's a bigger thing in America than he is in Australia.

Omg, I'm so jealous of you! :'( Was the copy you got expensive? And can you even read Japanese?

Never heard the original version but this one is flaw-free. Thank you again babe!

YASSS BITCH SLAY US! IMMA JOIN YOUR TEA PARTY AND BRING MY KERLI TRACK WITH ME. IT WILL JUST BE YOU, ME, SPALDING, AND THAT RANDOM BABY HE STOLE THAT EVERYBODY FORGOT ABOUT. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uY58uPtAM68#ws

Omg, how scary! I feel more sorry for his son tho...like his dad is famous and on cocaine, which is hard enough, but he probably had no friends either cos of all the security around him. Poor kid. :'(

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UM THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS. Even when they ring the doorbell I just ignore it tbh because I spend like 90% of my time in my pyjamas playing Pokemon and I don't have time for them. Like can they not just leave it at the door? Omg, that is THE WORST. I hate it so fucking much. But the worst one, which for some reason I get like once a month, is, "Omg! You're gay? That's so cool! You can be my gay best friend!" Like, bitch, fuck off. I'm not a fucking handbag you can strut around with to make yourself look hotter.

Omg, what? Did you meet him or what?

Thank you soooo much! That version of 'Supergirl' is so good! And I hadn't heard 'Sometimes You Leave' before, but I really like it too!

Thanks to Ashley's beauty tips, I lost forty pounds in ten days! Now I'm in rehab for anorexia! Thanks, Ashley!

Spalding is a beautiful goddess and you WILL deal.

Ooooooh yas, I've seen that! I'm so obsessed with that Jeremy Scott x Adidas line to pay attention to it tho, it's soooo cute.

Yasss please! And if she performs a new song you better record that shit as a #PHFExclusive!

I wouldn't even do that tbh, because if I did I probably wouldn't get the wand that Pottermore gave me and all my dreams of becoming a real wizard would be ruined. :'( I NEED MY 11 1/2 INCH ELM WAND.

Omg, was some bitch on there shading Queen B? Hasn't Lana even publicly stated that she loves Britney as well? Rude tbh. And yeah, even though I spend like half of my life trying to think of new insults to throw at Floptina, pretty much all the shade on PHF is just a joke. It's all in good fun.