Main Pop Girl Posted May 28, 2017 Share Posted May 28, 2017 Quote Did you clear out the shed this weekend? Did you make a cake? Did you attend a barbecue and make soul-destroying smalltalk while clutching a wobbly plate onto which a friend of a friend you openly despise had placed a dry roll containing a sausage that was simultaneously burned and raw? OR DID YOU CREATE ART? Charli XCX created art. She created art at such a rate that all other humans operating in any area of artistic endeavour should pack up their pastels, drag their novels to the recycle bin, chuck their sculptures in a skip and set fire to their poetry. Charli XCX made all the art. Charli XCX made an entire album. And yes you might look at that screenshot and say “well that’s Charli XCX talking the talk but maybe she ended up getting so wrecked on Saturday that she spent Sunday crying alone in bed, her only contact with another human being amounting to no more than a twelve-second interaction with a man delivering a pizza that would leave her feeling physically nourished but psychologically bereft”. EXCEPT: What a woman. So let’s give this album a title and present its tracklist. Charli XCX — ’24 Hours’ 1. ’20 Steps’ 2. ‘Party Party’ 3. ‘In My Arms’ 4. ‘Happy Now’ 5. ‘Dreams’ 6. ‘7 Days’ 7. ‘Everything’ 8. ‘I Don’t Wanna Know’ 9. ‘I Got It’ We’re saying ‘Everything’ is the first single which doesn’t react and is retroactively viewed as a soft release, ‘Happy Now’ is the one Charli doesn’t like so much but ends up being the biggest hit, ‘I Don’t Wanna Know’ has the best video, and the whole album campaign wraps up with ‘I Got It’, which underperforms when it’s initially released despite being a fan favourite and later becomes one of Charli’s signature songs — and the one with which she opens her 2023 Super Bowl halftime set — due to its inclusion on a critically panned but hugely popular US disaster movie. OR SHE AND AG COOK COULD JUST WHACK THE ENTIRE THING ON SOUNDCLOUD THIS WEEK AS PART OF PC MUSIC’S MONTH OF MAYHEM WHICH IS SEEING THEM CHUCK NEW CONTENT ONLINE DAILY AND IS ONLY HALFWAY THROUGH. THEY COULD DO THAT COULDN’T THEY. YES THEY COULD. Honestly, what's the point of her even publicising this if she's never going to release it? Over the course of a few months she announced she had an EP, a mixtape and an album all coming out in 2017 and so far we've only gotten the mixtape, but now she's trying to tease us with another album entirely...Plus there's the unreleased punk album she recorded before Sucker. It's great that she's so prolific but don't tell us about things if you have no intention of letting us hear them. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fetish Posted May 28, 2017 Share Posted May 28, 2017 Oh miss Charlotte what are you doing girlie 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main Pop Girl Posted May 28, 2017 Author Share Posted May 28, 2017 6 hours ago, Revival said: Oh miss Charlotte what are you doing girlie Mrs. XCX should give her a good spanking. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liberation Posted May 28, 2017 Share Posted May 28, 2017 I'm so mad at her since i heard about this album. If your disgusting label won't let you release XCX3 this year you should at least leak this project on soundcloud Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 Another day another scall****ed album by charli sexo xoxox 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoJoUK Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 Like most men, all talk and no action - LEAK THE MOTHERFUCKING MUSIC or shush your mouth about it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main Pop Girl Posted June 3, 2017 Author Share Posted June 3, 2017 On 5/29/2017 at 4:53 AM, lightyears said: I'm so mad at her since i heard about this album. If your disgusting label won't let you release XCX3 this year you should at least leak this project on soundcloud Right? I'm pissed she's trying so hard to be edgy by working with PC Music but she didn't release anything last month when everyone else on the label was. On 5/30/2017 at 2:59 AM, DanIndeed said: Like most men, all talk and no action - LEAK THE MOTHERFUCKING MUSIC or shush your mouth about it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double Dutchess Posted June 4, 2017 Share Posted June 4, 2017 She's so cruel. Her PC stuff has been incredible so far </3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Versace Posted June 5, 2017 Share Posted June 5, 2017 leak this shit girl, your hype is over 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main Pop Girl Posted June 12, 2017 Author Share Posted June 12, 2017 On 6/6/2017 at 0:51 AM, Versace said: leak this shit girl, your hype is over Her and Iggy will sing 'Fancy' for the rest of their lives and never have another hit... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Versace Posted June 13, 2017 Share Posted June 13, 2017 On 2017-6-12 at 0:47 PM, Countess said: Her and Iggy will sing 'Fancy' for the rest of their lives and never have another hit... at least Charli can sing Boom Clap solo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main Pop Girl Posted June 23, 2017 Author Share Posted June 23, 2017 On 6/14/2017 at 2:11 AM, Versace said: at least Charli can sing Boom Clap solo True! Whereas Iggy can't sing at all... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teleboobies Posted June 28, 2017 Share Posted June 28, 2017 Oh Charli… 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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