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This is the newly leaked information that wasn't meant to be released early!

As we all know, Gaga has flopped tremendously with ARTPOP: Replacing singles left and right, promising music videos and not delivering, under performing sales, etc. Rather than release Act II, she's decided to release her new album, GAG

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This is the newly leaked information that wasn't meant to be released early!

As we all know, Gaga has flopped tremendously with ARTPOP: Replacing singles left and right, promising music videos and not delivering, under performing sales, etc. Rather than release Act II, she's decided to release her new album, GAG

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:shocked: Flawless tbh! I hear she's also going to go to Bed, Bath And Beyond and buy everyone a brand new furnished bathroom in a few days. Can these reports be confirmed?

Ashley reported it before I could! The scheduled plan fell through thanks to low sales of ARTPOP. However, each sample being handed out costs $0.05, so that'll rack up to be a hefty amount in no time. We're expecting the same amount of people to show up as did in Walmart with B. If that happens, Gaga's gonna lose another $37.50 on the soap samples. The record label is currently deciding whether this loss will be too great, if it is, I hear they're going to drop Gaga.

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:shocked: Flawless tbh! I hear she's also going to go to Bed, Bath And Beyond and buy everyone a brand new furnished bathroom in a few days. Can these reports be confirmed?

Ashley reported it before I could! The scheduled plan fell through thanks to low sales of ARTPOP. However, each sample being handed out costs $0.05, so that'll rack up to be a hefty amount in no time. We're expecting the same amount of people to show up as did in Walmart with B. If that happens, Gaga's gonna lose another $37.50 on the soap samples. The record label is currently deciding whether this loss will be too great, if it is, I hear they're going to drop Gaga.

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Ashley reported it before I could! The scheduled plan fell through thanks to low sales of ARTPOP. However, each sample being handed out costs $0.05, so that'll rack up to be a hefty amount in no time. We're expecting the same amount of people to show up as did in Walmart with B. If that happens, Gaga's gonna lose another $37.50 on the soap samples. The record label is currently deciding whether this loss will be too great, if it is, I hear they're going to drop Gaga.

Tbh, she deserves it. Black body wash was never going to work, so I don't know why she even tried it. :morning: #FlopGa

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Ashley reported it before I could! The scheduled plan fell through thanks to low sales of ARTPOP. However, each sample being handed out costs $0.05, so that'll rack up to be a hefty amount in no time. We're expecting the same amount of people to show up as did in Walmart with B. If that happens, Gaga's gonna lose another $37.50 on the soap samples. The record label is currently deciding whether this loss will be too great, if it is, I hear they're going to drop Gaga.

Tbh, she deserves it. Black body wash was never going to work, so I don't know why she even tried it. :morning: #FlopGa

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