Beauty King

You know there's a reason people call you guys Britards, right?

You know there's a reason people call you guys Britards, right?

History was made tonight.

History was made tonight.

Congratulations! I'm so happy that you two are both doing well. It must be amazing to finally be able to hold her, after all this leadup. I can't wait to see pictures.

Congratulations! I'm so happy that you two are both doing well. It must be amazing to finally be able to hold her, after all this leadup. I can't wait to see pictures.

Miracle On 34th Street slays all your favorite movies, Christmas or otherwise.

Miracle On 34th Street slays all your favorite movies, Christmas or otherwise.

They don't do Untouchable, so they're dead to me.

Ugh, I wish people would stop reposting this. It was written by Angela Cheng...AKA Pawsdownlittlemonsters AKA potentially Perez Hilton. It's fake. Literally zero facts are presented in this artcle.

Honestly, I don't care about Lip$ha that much. We know nothing about the actual songs on it, since apparently the ones we have snippets of "weren't good enough to complete" or "sounded like ass", according to a contact of mine who knows Ms. Sebert really well. I'm more excited for album #3 than Lip$ha, at this point.

The fucking app keeps crashing before I can generate an aura. Not here for that shit.

Nicola would definitely slay Out of Control. I'd be so here for her doing Untouchable solo. Definitely a song suited to her voice. The only song I can't really see her doing very well is Revolution In The Head. Nadine can have Sound of The Underground. Her voice can be really grating sometimes, but I always liked most of her parts from that album. Cheryl can take Tangled Up, because it's soooooooo amazing and perfect for her. Her voice is easily the most recognizable of the five, which would give a new vibe to some of their classics, like Sexy! No No No... and Can't Speak French. Sarah can have Biology, since it's their second best effort as a group and she deserves to have success...at least with Biology as a single. Kimberley can take What Will The Neighbours Say?, because I can't stand like 80% of the songs on it, so I'd only have to waste The Show, Love Machine, Deadlines & Diets and Graffiti My Soul on her.

I'd be okay if it kept going longer, just so long as the new crop of kids gets more interesting or dies. The Original Members >>>>>>>>

Once Upon A Time season 1, though.

Probably not. We should make you our judge, since you're too godly to compete. But yeah, I'm here for it. Some category ideas to follow: Biggest Fag Most Desperate Hoe Sluttiest Member Trayertrash's Favorite Member, Because Only Her Opinion Matters Best Smiley Use

This has to be a joke, right? I mean, it's the most obvious scam I've ever seen.

Well shit, now I have to call someone a bitch-lizard tomorrow.

Chemo is such a debilitating process for everyone involved. I had an aunt who went through it a couple years back and it was hard to reconcile her old jovial self with the frail and tired woman she became. Luckily, she had a very positive prognosis and she's going on four years cancer free. I know it's terrible to have to watch it, but you being there for her is one of the best things she could hope for. Here's hoping that she'll continue to have positive scans.

I honestly didn't think she was addicted to drugs anyway. It's extremely hard to become dependent on ecstasy and that's all she had with her. I imagine it was mostly her flop boyfriend trying to make a quick buck.

And Rain On Me, too. I love and appreciate her so much more, both artistically and as a person. :'(

Black and Blues is so much more personal, now. :'(

Shoot dat heroin, Sky.

There's nothing passive about your Gaga hate. It's just aggressive.

The Goddess of Pop has spoken. I'm looking forward to the Twitter redux version of this interview, which we'll undoubtedly get in a few days.