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It's only the 4th time ever we did the alphabet, I'm not too mean to him, yet

Jesse, the kid I nanny, is only 17 months & already knows his colors, shapes, numbers & now he's almost nailed his alphabet (thanks to his flawless nanny tbh) Anyway, he's almost 2 years ahead intellectually, I recorded us saying the alphabet, only for the 4th time ever, & he's perfect. You know your crust ass took months to learn that shit. (Obligatory when will your favs? ) [soundcloud]https://soundcloud.com/trayertrash/jesse[/soundcloud]

I thought you were being shitty & saying you hoped she got better as a joke but I'm glad you weren't. It's going great btw She's due in less than 3 weeks

Sharpay's Fabulous Adventure 2: Dreams Do Come True It follows her Broadway career, the struggles she face & her realization that Broadway may be harder than she though. In the end though, she realizes it's what she's meant to do & becomes the next Bernadette Peters & slays the world. If this happens, I want money from Disney

It doesn't even have to be sassy, just not a damn Christmas album. Watch it be a Hanukkah album

If she does a Christmas album, I'm out.

I'm sorry, I was a big hormonal emotional wreck yesterday & was all defense about everything on the planet. Apparently being pregnant had turned me into a huge bitch lol. Forgive me boo?

Why does this sound some Perez wrote it? He has pretty much said word for word what 'Jacob' said on twitter, facebook & his site... Anyway, Applause isn't a flop. It didn't reach #1 but it's been in the top 10 for what, 13 weeks? How many other songs have had that kind of success recently? Everytime I turn on the radio it's on. Everytime I walk into FYE it's on. Everytime I walk into Target, the video is playing. I wish everyone would stop basing the success of an album based on if it's #1 or not. Every single artist have had hits & misses. Every single artist will have albums that don't hit #1 or not sell a million copies the first week. Bad Romance didn't hit #1 either, but it's not a flop. Since BTW came out, the whole stan wars bullshit has gotten a lot more vicious. You can't like two artist who are in a 'competition' without getting bashed by everyone & their mother. Hell, people have told me I can't listen to Gaga & Madonna & I need to pick a team. I love both so I'll keep listening to both The whole Bionic Project bullshit & the Katy/Madonna fans pre-ordering ARTPOP on iTunes then cancelling their purchase the day before it came out to try to make the album have lower numbers is proof of how immature the stan wars have become. If you don't like an artist there's no need to constantly sit online and bash them. Just don't buy their music, don't listen to them & don't go on their music videos & talk shit. How hard is it to understand that? Anyway, I'm all moody & hormonal right so, so I'm just going to keep ranting. Gaga has openly said her drug addiction is something that she deals with everyday & I find it disgusting that people constantly use it in an attempt to bash her. I had a serious drug problem a few years ago & honestly, I've lost respect for every single person on the site that has made a mockery out of it. You have no idea what it's like to have drugs becoming your only friend & people coming into your life trying to take them away. You have no idea what it's like to be be in this place in your life where you feel like you've finally gotten better then relapsing out of the blue. You don't know how painful the craving to get that last high in can be both mentally and physically. The shakes, the depression, the sense of complete loneliness if something I hope none of you have to experience. Until you have to go through that shit, I suggest you either encourage Gaga and others in their recovery or keep your fucking mouth shut.

I started bursted out crying when I watched it. Emotional pregnant bitch + sad Gaga = a fucking breakdown

YES!!! Now buy her album on iTunes & help me make her famous!

Download Stranded Mermaid's album for free on bandcamp, or, if you want to be a good person, buy it on iTunes! She has a great voice, almost Lana-like, but more surf-pop, great lyrics and she's a great & beautiful person both inside & out. She's extremely underrated & deserves massive amounts of success & love from the world http://strandedmermaid.bandcamp.com/ https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/dark-downbeat-film-noir/id647783790?ign-mpt=uo%3D4

Watching it now. Omg the BTW part

I have no idea, but on literally every single site that's all I see. Youtube is the worst.

BRAZIL LOVES MILEY!!!!!! MILEY COME TO BRAZIL!!! LIKE IF YOU'RE A BRAZILIAN SMILER!!! I'M FROM BRAZIL SOMEHOW I'M BETTER THAN YOU AND WE ALL LOVE ARTISTS MORE THAN YOU DFHLAS;FHSDILGHSFI;OGH;SDJKLHG

I can't stand Sarah Jessica Horseface either, I despise Carrie's character, I could rant all damn day about the reasons why I hate Carre lol but Charlotte & Samantha (sometimes Miranda) make the show. I've told you to watch at least 20 shows lol have you started any?

Still haven't watched it & don't plan to tbh. #FakeMonster

YES! Samantha is god!!! I think you'd like it, go watch it!

I really hope she leaks it or makes it a mixtape. I NEED Lipsha in my life!

Umm Sex & The City is a great show.... actually the only character I ever watched it for was Samantha Jone. She was a flawless carefree bitch who loved to fuck. She's my hero

I'm so glad someone else thinks so.

I was raised Baptist (ew) and was taught that God told Adam & Eve they could eat anything in the Garden Of Eden except fruit from one tree & a snake (satan) tried to get them to take a bite Adam said no but Eve took a bite & that's the first sin & the reason women have periods is because God is punishing them for Eve's sin & betrayal of him. I don't believe any of that, but it's always what I was told lol.

Good for you then boo, but you need to watch Judy's other flawless movies.

I have a theory of what Tropico will be about. Okay, so Adam & Eve are in the Garden Of Eden. Biblically, Eve makes the first sin, so, maybe the clip that shows Jesus, Marilyn, Elvis & John Wayne is, in a way, showing Eve worshiping other gods or seeing what sins are to come. When Marilyn & Elvis were in their prime, it was considered a sin by many Christians to listen to their music & follow their career, that could play into too. When she prays to John Wayne, it could be another reference towards her worshiping another god. From the photos that have surfaced, it looks like it may show what Eve's sins have done to the world. Because of her, other women through the years commit sins, such as prostitution. Body Electric mentions Jesus, Marilyn & Elvis, maybe that's the moment Eve discovers sin, God & Monsters shows what her sin has done through the ages & Bel Air will be played at the death of a character. It's a messy though, but I could see it work.

I would if the closest concert to wasn't 4 days after I'm due