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I do. Madonna is sexy.

Omg she does. I fucking cried happy tears when she started. It's legit fucking perfect

Can we discuss Jessica Lange's flawless cover of Life On Mars? And the part where Bette & Dot were discussing pleasuring themselves And Jim at the Tupperware party And the orgy This season is already perfect.

Seriously, I think she just says shit like this for attention and this whole thing is just one huge publicity stunt to get her name out there again. A few years ago literally no one talked about her and now she's attempting to be the new Lindsay. So over her shit tbh.

What if Tetris isn't really a game, but you're actually deciding the fate of alien races and planets? Each block you destroy is an individual being killed & each level is a new planet blowing up. Falling stars are actually the results of planets exploding after 'gamers' reach specific levels of the game. We are the war lords of the galaxy. Bow down bitches.

If you ever speak ill of Frozen again I will stuck a knife in your dick whole.

#BanMarijuanaPills

I shot a bow one time - therefore I am suing Disney for stealing Brave - my life story!

I'm 100% sure Disney found her flop ass book, read the parts about having magical powers and made a movie from it. Seriously, the only similarities are that she had a sister and she mentioned snow.

Text You Pictures (Demo #32) by Lady Gaga featuring Katy Hudson.

Like I don't even know what you were saying half the time because I was imaging you talking to me while you ate my pussy... Like can you fuck me with your voice? Ugggh.

Your voice made me cum.

I've seen a ridiculous amount of people live, thanks to going to Warped Tour for 13 years straight, Kings Fest (Christian music festival ) and getting free tickets to a venue in the area, but no one I even really care about now I was supposed to see Gaga during TBTWB, but bitch cancelled like 2 weeks before my show :vacuum:

I'll be waiting for the cultural appropriation bloggers attack

Polka blue grass with lyrical influences of gangsta rap YAS GWEN YAS!

So sick of this shitty hipster folk shit

Right? APPLE COULD NEVA!!!

It flips on the side & has a key board thingy

I love the fact that one of the writers Lauren Morelli realized that she's lesbian while filming the show & left her husband & is dating Samira Wiley (Poussey) now

I thought Sky had better taste

I'm happy with my Cosmos 3 that doesn't support apps, battery that lasts me almost all week and was free with a purchase of a $50 phone card from Wal*Mart.

I'm here for Slutlena

Omfg I love this show! I didn't watch it until season 2 came out because I thought I'd hate it, but then I binged watched it for like a week & fell in love. I love everyone on the show, Piper is a bit annoying, especially in season 1, but she's not too bad now. Poussey & Red are my favorites. I love that they do everyone's back stories and don't focus solely on one character ya know? & I love Taystee & Poussey's friendship.

Whoopi and Rosies are the only reasons to even watch this shit anymore. Nicole is going to be just like Elizabeth & the second Rosie states her opinions she'll be viewed as the dyke who bullies good hearted patriots - same shit she had to deal with with Elizabeth. I respect them having people with different political views -because really, it'd be boring and pointless to just have everyone agreeing with each other - but I can't stand when they try to get extreme conservatives just for ratings. I hope Nicole isn't as much as a cunt as Elizabeth and at least has some sort of respect for others opinions. I'm still pissed that Nicole was apart of the Florida recount that lead to George W Bush's first presidential win. On the plus side, she doesn't like Palin and is one of the few republicans to support marriage equality, so at least she's not a full blow crazy. I don't know shit about Rosie Perez, but I see her and Nicole having a lot of issues about immigration.

Twenty years ago, the gods above blessed unto us the most handsome, bitchy, bad ass cunt evaaaa. Please show your love and respect by wishing Mo a wonderful day and please send him lots of drugs, porn and cash or else Happy birthday babe, I love you!!!!!