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SNL Enlists Over 100 Guests For Twentieth Anniversary Show I was hoping Victoria Jackson wouldn't show up, considering she has problems with every single one of her former cast members and is going to start shit up with Julia Sweeney. And let's not forget how she was shit talking Jan Hook for 20 years then hopped on the 'oh she was such an amazing comedian' train the minute she died in a pathetic attempt to make a few extra bucks because her career flopped when she openly came out as a homophobic racist tea party twat fucking ass hole. Hopefully her and Palin shove crucifixes so far up each other's cunt holes the good lord takes then off this planet and rids the earth of their backwood bullshit.

Let me give you some advice, unless your date is REALLY into books, stay away from going into too much detail about books. I'm into books

Cannibal Holocaust & Schindler's List are perfect date movies because you'll either be scared/grossed out so much you laugh about it and connect on it, or you both become so overwhelmed with depression you hold each other the entire - which'll obviously leads to fucking.

Are you not counting our trip to Rome as a date? :'(

Jane Fonda is not amused.

Given how much shit LB talks about us I'm surprised you were able to take it as a recommendation! #FlashBackFriday to the time Andrew & I fought in a thread for like 2 weeks over phf

#MyImpact

So here for these two. Do you want to see GOTG together? Let's have a PHF viewing party I guess you can come if you sit at the sexually active band geeks or cool Asians table? But you just can't sit with Cypher & I. Ugh okay fine. #r00d The fact that you didn't respond with a Mean Girls reference is exactly why you can't sit with us.

So here for these two. Do you want to see GOTG together? Let's have a PHF viewing party I guess you can come if you sit at the sexually active band geeks or cool Asians table? But you just can't sit with Cypher & I.

So here for these two. Do you want to see GOTG together?

I'm so scared of Toy Story 4 - what else are they going to do? STAR WARS 8 THO The rest

So she can keep her ratchet ways? Naw. Will you buy me a copy for my birthday?

Are you going to buy a copy? I'm gonna buy a billion copies Buy me 25 copies for my birthday

Are you going to buy a copy?

when is your birthday? April 23rd

Coming out just in time for my birthday

Do you at least know who Stan Lee is?

I want to say MJ because his performance pretty much set the bar high for all other performers. He's the reason they started marketing the half-time show more than the actual game - therefore it's definitely the most iconic performance. 5. The Blues Brothers & James Brown 4. Tina Turner & Phil Collins in 3. Shania Twain, Sting & No Doubt 2. The Who 1. Aerosmith, Britney Spears, Nsync, Nelly & Mary J Blige

Thank you for the promo babe I hope that my site will one day be as successful & sexy as your site

I'm implying my word > God's. I'm probably going to hell. If by hell you mean you'll spend eternity with an endless supply of money and buying cd singles & Japanese deluxe version of albums I'll too poor to buy and uploading them for me, then yes, I, the great an powerful Godley condemn you to an eternity in hell.

But Kingpher has overruled Godley. Are you implying that because you're the king it means your word is superior to mine? Don't be a sexist.

This is like 85% accurate. This is 100% accurate. Godley has spoken.

AC/DC ew Adam Levine & Gwen Stefani At first I thought it said Adam Lambert & was hoping it said Queen next to it, but my tired eyes betrayed me Ariana Grande – One Last Time Please let this be the last time I have to hear from you Beyoncé – Take My Hand Precious Lord (Selma Tribute) I'll probably like it Common & John Legend – Glory eh Eric Church fucking kill me Hozier & Annie Lennox Who? Oh hey, Annie Lennox Jeff Lynne & Ed Sheeran Who? Oh hey, that frog looking kid Jessie J & Tom Jones fucking kill them Juanes – Juntos (Together) who Kanye West & Paul McCartney – Only One fucking kill them Katy Perry – By the Grace of God she's everyone's fav right now so she'll get praised for her performance regardless of how shitty it is Lady Gaga & Tony Bennett yaaaaaaassssssss Madonna – Living for Love Bitch, you're Madonna, it'll be flawless Miranda Lambert sooooooooooooooooooooooo fucking sick of this backwood cousin fucking cunt face. I hope she's strangled Pharrell Williams When is he going to stop being a thing? Rihanna, Paul McCartney & Kanye West – FourFiveSeconds no Sam Smith If he sings Stay With Me I'm going to stab him Sia – Elastic Heart eh U2 fucking kill them *insert South Park reference about him being the world's biggest shit Usher I'm here for it if he's shirtless

nd then he asked me, He said, "Baby, why do we love each other?" I said, "Honey, it's simple. It's the way that you love and treat your mother." Thought that I would be alone forever But I won't be tonight I'm a man without a home But I think with you I can spend my life And you'll be my little gypsy princess Pack your bags and we can chase the sunset Bust the rearview and fire up the jets 'Cause it's you and me Baby, for life