Cypher

Getting married in Australia won't grant you access to the US.

I feel bad for her, but I mean, I think she should have seen this coming. ARTPOP as a concept is a little too high brow for the general audience. Most people (especially those who enjoy her club-friendly music) won't know or care for Jeff Koons or some of the other art concepts that appear on the album. For her to say 'the critics don't get my art' should be something she saw from a mile away. I think her rep has gotten to her head and she began to believe that people would be interested in whatever she put out. IE: If her obsession was with Koons, by talking about him, everyone in turn would also be interested in Koons.

#JusticeForTheGreatestThing

As you said,

I'm being completely serious.

dafuq? Damien got an ethnicity-change.

Don't drag my ass into your petty arguments you non-married couple.

omg he's probably super offended. SHE'S STEALING MY KISSES.

Nope, it was strictly from Andrea's point of view. Although, I highly doubt I'm Louis' style. First off, I'm missing certain components that he looks for in a partner...and then I got a few extra things he probably wouldn't want.

I doubt it. Andrea isn't really into his style. He's too young looking.

Why would I sabotage your wedding? The worst I (or Andrea) could do is steal one of you two and then it would be a really awkward love-square.

Too far for me to stalk. :'(

Vegas?

This is Night Club promo for those who aren't Club Kids yet.

I expect to be invited to the wedding!

That's why he wears such baggy pants. The pain is still there so many months/years later. He can't have anything push up too close otherwise the pain comes back.

Louis can do so much better.

A few of these?

*trying to figure out how many dildos Beaver can shove up his ass.

That po better release a statement about how Bieber's first time was.

Is it bad that I really want someone to rape him in prison? I normally would never say or even think of such thing, but he's just such a douche.

Get that homopromo!

Kid needs to stop wearing tank tops.

Did I miss the part where he strut? Although, that patdown man. The po in charge must have been thinking "it would be so easy to take his ass virginity right now (he's even in the right position) and brag about it".