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As most of your know, Jump Rope Queen and I are in a hot & steamy romance. We've spent countless hours sending each other locks our hair and mocking Flopga. Last night we decided marriage was the next step to our relationship and hopped on a plane to Vegas. We are about to arrive now. Queen Perez will be dressed as Elvis and will sing Milkshake as I walk down the isle to my one true love. We were going to invite y'all, but let's be real, y'all can't keep up with out swag & it'd be a bit embarrassing on your end. But we still love y'all  ;)

Anyway, buy us diamonds, booze and deep throat spray.  If you don't, I'll call upon the queen of the underworld, CLove, to curse you will diarrhea.

Love y'all


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