I Re-Wrote Part Of Applause

[trayertrash]

My baby was due yesterday & now I'm just sitting here waiting for my water to break. Lbr, this is better than Gaga's version & would hit #1 

I stand here waiting for Lizzy to come on out

To crash my snatch & break it

Is it tight or is it loose

If on I had an i.v.

baby to push you out

Been waiting for you

So hurry up and & come on out

[trayertrash]

My baby was due yesterday & now I'm just sitting here waiting for my water to break. Lbr, this is better than Gaga's version & would hit #1 

I stand here waiting for Lizzy to come on out

To crash my snatch & break it

Is it tight or is it loose

If on I had an i.v.

baby to push you out

Been waiting for you

So hurry up and & come on out

[Main Pop Girl]

I'm waiting for the gauze, the gauze, the gauze.

I'm waiting for the gauze, gauze, waiting for the gauze, gauze.

Waiting to see baby Lizzy's jaws,

For the gauze, the gauze, the gauze.

DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN

[Main Pop Girl]

I'm waiting for the gauze, the gauze, the gauze.

I'm waiting for the gauze, gauze, waiting for the gauze, gauze.

Waiting to see baby Lizzy's jaws,

For the gauze, the gauze, the gauze.

DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN

[trayertrash]

Omg this flawlessness