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Meghan Trainor - Ain't Your Mama (Demo for Jennifer Lopez)

P.S: i started my acc yesterday🤧

Hi everyone. As we all know, February is home to an incredibly important day of the year. A day we all recognize as one of unabashed love, companionship, and unity: One that brings all us mentally ill Popheads together. I am of course referring to the anniversary of the most horrific assault ever unleashed upon the human eyes, for which none other than Meghan Trainor and her psychologically disturbed press team were responsible. Four years ago yesterday, an official release for Meghan Trainor’s new EP “The Love Train” was disclosed to news outlets. Similarly to 9/11, or maybe even the Covid breakouts for us younger folk, we all remember where we were the moment this utterly revolting piece of writing hit the tabloids. In an instant, people all around the world were mercilessly subjected to intimate details of Meghan’s personal life, more specifically of the “hot newlywed sex” she and her husband Daryl Sabara were hard at work engaging in. As whistleblowers revealed her perversion for “smashing bae’s junk to smithereens”, the collective progress of humanity was at once rendered pointless, sending us helplessly crying and vomiting all the way back to the Stone Age. Now if we may, I hope you will join me in reciting from the holy scripture, as we come together and honor the tragic loss of sanity preceding whoever wrote it. May their troubled souls forever rest in peace. (February 8, 2019 - Los Angeles, CA) -- Valentine's Day is around the corner, and whether you're planning on smashing bae's junk to smithereens or making out with a pint of Phish Food, you need some fresh Valentine's Day bops to get you in the mood for L♡VE. And MEGHAN TRAINOR has got you covered with her new EP, THE LOVE TRAIN [Epic Records.] You know you want it. And you can freakin' get it b*tch. On all digital platforms right HERE. Meghan's seducing your ears this V-Day, and you know she knows a thing or two about romance. Unless your phone's been broken for a hot minute, you know that Meghan just got married to the ginger from Spy Kids, and trust when we say, girl is feeling the love. She took a break from her busy schedule to record some fire tracks in Los Angeles alongside frequent collaborators and producers Andrew Wells [5SOS, Fall Out Boy, Jason Mraz], J KASH (Maroon 5, Charlie Puth, Kesha) and Tyler Johnson [Harry Styles, CAM]. We know you want to hear songs about all the hot newlywed sex Meghan and Daryl Sa-BAE-ra are having (did you see what we did there?). Which is why you'll love the banging' single "All The Ways." Billboard was wet for "All The Ways," calling it "another fun, danceable track to fall in love with." And would Billboard lie to you, girl? But perhaps the piece de resistance (that's French for "Wig Snatch") is "Marry Me," a romantic acoustic guitar and ukulele-tinged Awww Fest which delivers all the feels (and then more feels). Meghan wrote the song thirty days after meeting Daryl, and it was so good that she walked down the aisle to it. We know, it's a little bit #Vomworthy, but also, am I chopping onions right now or are those tears rolling down my face? I'm not crying, you're crying. And as always, our Grammy-Winning, Diamond Single-having QUEEN didn't just come to play -- she came to slay. She's serving vocals on the passionate, Celine Dion-esque power ballad "After You." Plus, Meghan's serving your insatiable thirst for dance-ready bops with the upbeat banger that is "Foolish." It slaps so hard you'll be stanning for days. "As if all the PDA, including foot massages, butterfly kisses and piggy back rides aren't cringe worthy enough," says her brother and videographer Ryan... "I've got to film it all!" Choo choo betch! The Love Train is leaving the station and you better get on board. Be on the lookout for more surprises very soon as she prepares for a landmark 2019. https://www.papermag.com/amp/meghan-trainor-horny-2629073478?__twitter_impression=true

Did Meghan trick JLo? Meghan went on to say: "But I felt terrible when Jennifer got all the hate for [Ain't Your Mama], and it’s just all ridiculous. It’s such a big song for her." And she didn't miss a chance to shade JLo's last album A.K.A.: I hate to say I called this, but... Not sure how I feel about this honestly. Given the case was dropped a part of me feels he should be able to work with whoever wants him as a producer, but at the same time, even putting the rape aside, he still seems like an asshole so I don't know why anyone would wanna work with him anyway.