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Nutty fudge

The fact that you didn't rape a girl doesn't give you the right to assume she'll have sex with you. Seriously, do you guys realize how awful it is to say shit like "I could've had my way with you if I wanted, but I was nice enough to not do anything" Oh great! You thought about raping me, but you didn't. So fucking nice of you! If that's the case, let me go ahead & have sex with every guy I walk by today because hey, they didn't rape me!

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Hot fudge

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Devil's Food Cake

Apple Crisp

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You have the pick what the next topic will be

Ugly Kid Joe

Don't back talk me boy #ImTryinToGetThatWeddingRegistryPromoSinceNoOneIrlHasBoughtMeAnything

Siouxsie & The Banshees

You could've said Otep, Oasis, The Offspring, O-Town, Olivia Newton John, Ozzy, Of Mice & Men, Orianthi, Orgy, etc... but you picked Owl City Pearl Jam

Nina Nesbitt

Dear Irresponsible Music Lover, Maybe you should start doing gay porn for some extra $ Another suggestion is instead of spending all your money on yourself, donate some money every week to a good cause & as a reward, set a limit to how much you can spend. Ex: You could do every $30 to charity = $15 to spend, that way, you are helping the world while not feeling guilty about a little splurge This is personally my favorite charity. www.target.com/wedd/registry/Pea7IYEbhK_U5_6RfC7lrg

Kerli

Ingrid Michaelson

Garbage

Lets discuss the amount of people I know who have a token black friend so they don't get called a racist even though they're the biggest racist when their friend is gone

Dear Hopeless Romantic, This is a common question many of us sluts struggle with; to fuck or to date. My advice is simple, Give him the pleasure of taking you out & the pleasure of dat ass You're not fugly, in fact, you are beautiful in your own because you were born this way, so why are you worried? Just be your flawless self & he won't be able to resist.

Elton John

Courtney Love

#1 was the lie, I have a daughter named after Lana. Do you not remember Elizabeth Ray? I'm going to say #2 because that's the only thing that I haven't experienced.