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Dear Angry Classy Lady, I suggest you spread even something nastier shit about her, or, if you have any legit dirt on her, tell the fucking world. Bring the bitch down! Sittin' back & doing nothing only makes bitches think they can continue their behavior. Give her a taste of her own medicine. Or, if you're daring, pull a Regina George.

Why don't any of y'all (besides Mo, keep it real boo ) sign with a clever name reflecting your problem? Anyway, Dear Lonely In Love, My advice is for you to try talking to him again, send him a text, give him a call & try to make some plans. If he asks why you had stopped talking to him, be honest. Tell him how you feel. If you think it'll be too hard to tell him in person, tell him over the phone then. There's no such thing as the wrong time to say 'I love you'. Do you know if he feels the same way back? Get back to me after you tell him. Take Care. P.S. Rub some vaseline around & quickly pull it out. Don't try to do it slow, it'll make it worse.

The lie is that you breed tarantulas. We all know you breed llamas.

'' It was kinda sexy tbh, it's written just like the she (Sam & Cat) would play out. Whoever wrote it did a great job tbh. They stuck true to the characters. Hoping for a porn parody tbh

I knew people who knew people who wanted someone who had no life & wanted to help lol. Last I heard from them, they had a permanent staff.

No problem, let me know how it works out

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9735765/1/Pet-the-Kitty

Opinions are like ass holes, they all stink & everyone has one.

mp3boo I used to help those bitches upload music

Subject says it all, what sites do you check out every day? Here's my list, in order. Omfg I have no life Facebook PHF Lana Boards *porn Yahoo Twitter Mp3crank Mp3boo Every few days or so I go on: GGD Last.fm Pop Rush thepiratebay fanfiction.net mega

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The fact that you didn't rape a girl doesn't give you the right to assume she'll have sex with you. Seriously, do you guys realize how awful it is to say shit like "I could've had my way with you if I wanted, but I was nice enough to not do anything" Oh great! You thought about raping me, but you didn't. So fucking nice of you! If that's the case, let me go ahead & have sex with every guy I walk by today because hey, they didn't rape me!

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You have the pick what the next topic will be

Ugly Kid Joe

Don't back talk me boy #ImTryinToGetThatWeddingRegistryPromoSinceNoOneIrlHasBoughtMeAnything

Siouxsie & The Banshees

You could've said Otep, Oasis, The Offspring, O-Town, Olivia Newton John, Ozzy, Of Mice & Men, Orianthi, Orgy, etc... but you picked Owl City Pearl Jam