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I mean, it was okay hair. But Disney just needs to find a new metaphor to use. Why can't the next princess be known for her incredible big toes? Or beautiful cuticles?

I think you're missing the point, which is: fat people dancing is always funny.

I'm here for her writing more songs, but how the fuck is she meant to be helping Ali with her career? Bitch has no credibility in the industry and every project she touches seems doomed. If anything the fact that Ali has the same last name as her is a curse.

Did anyone watch this video when they were like twelve? Me and my friends used to find it the funniest thing ever, along with that Potter Puppet Pals shit. I think Rihanna might have ruined the song for me tho. :'(

I'm kind of surprised tho! Like even though they weren't as big as 1D, it really seemed like they had a fair few fangirls. I'm shocked their label just gave up on them so quickly.

Omg, how weird! Well now that her and Gagz are officially in contact, I'm sure we'll get a brand new, flawless, 2014-sounding duet from the two of them.

Omg, upload a screamo song you wrote tbh! It would be the first screamo song I've actually listened to!

Emotionally young, not physically young tbh.

This is so cute! I love when artists have one template which they use for all of the albums, like The Weeknd or whatever.

Lmao, they should have CGIed her like they did in Machete! But omg, I watched the first Sin City for the first time the other day. I was pleasantly impressed! Gaga and Joseph are both great additions to the cast, I know they'll fit right in. Plus I'm super glad Jamie King is coming back, she's such an underrated talent! I just wish she'd brought Lana with her. :'( And I'm super annoyed Devon Aoki isn't returning, I hate when they just randomly change actor's between sequels without any explanation. But I'm sure this will be amazing anyway!

What...what?! WHAT HAPPENED HERE.

Omg, what a mess. I didn't even watch the ad so I had no idea Nissan was even sponsoring it! I just remember it was always called 'Get Lucky (VEVO Version)' which I found kind of weird, but I guess she was actually promoting two companies in there at the same time. #JusticeForLolene #BringBackDiscoVaginaBlog

The blonde shade... Seriously though, Disney has an obsession with hair atm. All of Brave's promotional materials were focused around Merida's hair, Tangled literally featured a heroine whose main power was her hair, and Frozen's main character changed her hair colour like three times throughout the movie. It's getting ridiculous!

I wish! I went to my cousin's beach house just after Christmas, which was fun, but I have to save up to go to the US later this year! I'm so jealous though, all of my friends are in Tokyo. :'(

YASS BITCH PRAY TO XENU, DICTATOR OF THE GALACTIC CONFEDERACY!

How can that ever be a bad mix?

And by that point he'll probably be back livin' it up in a Los Angeles mansion he shares with Selena. :'(

Omg, this show is legit a NIGHTMARE to try and find streaming links for. All of them are super dodgy quality and you can't even see people's faces properly! :'( I wish I had Netflix as well!

I'll try my best! My mum wants me to watch it with her, but do you think it's appropriate mother-son viewing or should I watch it on my own?

YASSSS AZEALIA! I was so worried after she sold her house just to fund her album which then went unreleased...I'm so glad that she was able to rent a broom cupboard with the profits of that 'Bad Girl' remix. But omg, the comments on that video. I can't.

Omg, I remember this girl! I haven't heard much about her lately but she was all over the news a few years ago. Tbh, I'm surprised the American government isn't doing more for her. You'd think they would at least get her transferred back to America so they could trial her there using a fair court and jury that hadn't been tarnished by the Italian media. I feel really bad for her tbh, but at least she knows that she has the public's support behind her, and honestly I don't see her spending all those 28 years in prison. If she's not returned to the US within a year I'll be super surprised. Also, random question, but couldn't she have just returned to America after being proven innocent and not submitted herself to the Italian police for another trial? Why did she even stay in Italy to begin with?

You're so brave! I didn't download the album when it leaked, which I was super proud of, but I did watch the iTunes Festival performances and download all the promo singles, AND listen to all the previews on Amazon. It's so hard to resist!

Omg, okay, apparently it is, as of June 28, 2013. HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THIS CYPHER?

Like, it's our big, three month holiday we get at the end of every year. Kind of like spring break I guess but during summer instead.