trayertrash

because I'm not going through 100gb of songs

Imma just redownload everything

but none of the songs show the title or artist, just random number & letters

so I downloaded a thing to recover the files, & it worked,

My ipod deleted everything off itself the other day

Is that too much to ask fo?

but all I want is some nasty greasy shit that'll give me diarrhea & diabetes.

Like we have a freezer full of food,

But it's raining & I'm not walking to the bus stop in that shit

I want a motha fuckin McChicken with no lettuce

But umm bitch better not saying anything else about CLove or Queen P again.

YOU'RE UGLY

I really want some bread sticks

Yusss

She said Pete's dick tastes like cupcakes & juju juice

I want her to slap my snatch

Not a flop, Warrior SLAYS

I hope Gaga slays this summer, if not, I give up.

Oh my gawd

....can we have a place to post random shit & spam so I can hurry up & get I Ain't Givin' It Up?

3 months later......... Bitchfest2000 said she's written & recorded 4 songs so far, but is only going to release 2 because they're supposedly the best songs she's ever written & doesn't want to release to 2 mediocre ones. Omg watch the 2 'good' ones fucking suck. Omfg I fucking hate her so fucking much. #StillStanning

I'm so glad Miley's legal. She is so sexy & omg THAT ASS!!!! MMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I waxed my twat before I use smooth away pads now. It's the best thing on the damn planet. I'm a lazy fuck & hate shaving, so I just sit down & pretty much sandpaper my legs.

As most of your know, Jump Rope Queen and I are in a hot & steamy romance. We've spent countless hours sending each other locks our hair and mocking Flopga. Last night we decided marriage was the next step to our relationship and hopped on a plane to Vegas. We are about to arrive now. Queen Perez will be dressed as Elvis and will sing Milkshake as I walk down the isle to my one true love. We were going to invite y'all, but let's be real, y'all can't keep up with out swag & it'd be a bit embarrassing on your end. But we still love y'all Anyway, buy us diamonds, booze and deep throat spray. If you don't, I'll call upon the queen of the underworld, CLove, to curse you will diarrhea. Love y'all